The Village Idiot Pub Menu (Update 2025)

Welcome to The Village Idiot Pub, where American sports bar flair meets a vibrant atmosphere in Patchogue, NY. Here, diners can expect a menu packed with hearty favorites and enticing vegetarian options.

  • Appetizers: Kick off your meal with the Bodacious Tot-Tots or dive into the Stoopid Sampler—a delicious assortment of wings, chicken tacos, and more.
  • Soups: Their Lobster Bisque and Loaded Potato Soup are popular choices, offering creamy comfort.
  • Salads: For the health-conscious, the G.O.A.T. Salad with goat cheese and grilled chicken, or the Southwest Salad, deliver fresh, vibrant flavors.

With options for every palate and a lively ambiance enhanced by live music, The Village Idiot Pub is an inviting destination for gatherings, late-night bites, or a fun dinner with family and friends.

Appetizers

Mini Chicken Tacos

Served with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with cheddar jack cheese.

$11.00

Chicken Fingers

Served with honey mustard. Add Buffalo sauce for an additional charge.

$12.00

Bodacious Tot-Tots

Tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon, and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing. Served with a side of sour cream.

$14.00

Nachos Locos

Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa and chili. Add chicken or pulled pork for an additional charge.

$15.00

Stoopid Sampler

Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces.

$20.00

Cajun Seared Tuna

Raw. Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle. Healthier option.

$18.00

Onion Ring Tower

Served with chipotle mayo.

$11.00

Mozzarella Sticks

Parmesan dusted with a side of house-made marinara.

$11.00

Fried Pickle Chips

Tempura battered pickle chips served with honey mustard or ranch.

$11.00

Quesadilla

Bacon, cheddar, and Monterey Jack in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream. In a gluten free wrap.

$11.00

Veggie Quesadilla

Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini, and melted cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten-free tortilla with sour cream and pico de gallo. Gluten-free. Vegetarian. Healthier option.

$14.00

Buffalo Chicken Dip

Shredded chicken, blend of cheeses, and Buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots, and tortilla chips.

$18.00

Sit-N-Spinach Dip

Oversized bread bowl, filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach, and cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips.

$18.00

Jumbo Hot Pretzel

Served with mustard. Add nacho cheese for an additional charge.

$10.00

Irish Balls

Corned beef, Swiss cheese and sauerkraut, rolled into balls, breaded and fried, served with spicy mustard.

$14.00

Marinated Steak Tidbits

Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostini's. Gluten-free.

$20.00

Mac-N-Cheese Wedges

3 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded and deep-fried, served with ranch dressing.

$14.00

Calamari

Deep fried & tossed in our dry rub seasoning, served with chipotle mayo.

$18.00

Mrs. Carone's VIP Meatballs

3 pork and ground beef meatballs, deep fried and served with marinara sauce.

$17.00

Loaded Potato Soup

$9.00

French Onion Soup

$9.00

Chicken Noodle Soup

$8.00

Lobster Bisque Soup

$11.00

V.I.P. Chili Soup

Served with chips.

$10.00

Soups

Salads

Garden Salad

Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red and green peppers, cucumber and red onion. Gluten-free.

$11.00

Cobb Salad

Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles and apple slices.

$15.00

Caesar Salad

Romaine lettuce, creamy Caesar dressing, croutons and Parmesan. Gluten-free - without croutons.

$13.00

The G.O.A.T. Salad

Greatest of all time. Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes and pecans topped with grilled chicken. substitute steak or shrimp for an additional charge. Gluten-free.

$17.00

Bistro Salad

Mesclun greens, grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, roasted red peppers drizzled with a balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken. Substitute steak or shrimp for an additional charge. Gluten-free.

$16.00

Southwest Salad

Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken. Substitute steak or shrimp for an additional charge.

$17.00

TNT Salad

Fried calamari and sliced seared tuna tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger and sesame seeds in our Thai sauce, tuna is cooked rare, please select rare for temperature unless longer cook time is preferred.

$21.00

Crinkle Cut Fries

$6.00

Tater Tots

$7.00

Cajun Fries

$7.00

Sweet Potato Fries

$7.00

Waffle Fries

$7.00

Loaded Tots

$8.00

Disco Fries

Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese and served with a side of gravy.

$10.00

Sweet Jesus Fries

Sweet potato fries drizzled with house-made cinnamon sauce. Topped with glazed pecans.

$12.00

Blue Cheese Dream

Blue cheese dressing and red onion, drizzled with balsamic glaze.

$13.00

Freaking Fries

Our Famous Wings

Jumbo Wings

Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots and celery. Add 2 oz. blue cheese, carrots and celery for an additional charge.

$14.00

Boneless Idiot Bits

Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured and fried or grilled.

$15.00

3 Stooges Sliders

Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and Thousand Island dressing on mini pretzel rolls.

$17.00

BBQ Chicken Sliders

Shredded BBQ chicken, topped with thin sliced pickle chips on mini martin potato rolls.

$17.00

Lobster Roll Sliders

House-made lobster salad on toasted mini martin potato rolls.

$19.00

V.I.P. Sliders

Filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula and horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls.

$19.00

Meatloaf Sliders

House-made meatloaf, topped with frazzled onions on mini martin potato rolls with gravy.

$19.00

Stoopid Sliders

Flatbreads

Classic Margherita Flatbread

House-made marinara, fresh mozzarella, basil, sprinkled with oregano, parmesan and EVOO.

$12.00

The Buffalo Flatbread

Topped with our trademark Buffalo chicken and mozzarella, drizzled with ranch dressing.

$14.00

Chipotle BBQ Flatbread

Topped with breaded chipotle BBQ chicken, mozzarella and cheddar cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing.

$15.00

Alla Vodka Flatbread

House-made vodka sauce, breaded chicken and fresh mozzarella, topped with cherry peppers and Parmesan.

$15.00

The Greek Flatbread

Topped with Greek salad.

$13.00

The Prosciutto Flatbread

Topped with arugula, crumbled goat cheese, sliced apples, prosciutto & walnuts, and drizzled with balsamic glaze.

$18.00

The Ace Burger

8 oz. burger stacked with 5 strips of bacon with choice of cheese.

$18.00

The Meathead Burger

10 oz. burger stuffed with bacon, mushroom, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll.

$19.00

Texas Burger

8 oz. burger topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese, and BBQ sauce.

$17.00

V.I.P. Trademark Marinated Burger

8 oz. burger covered in our signature marinade.

$17.00

Da Bomb Burger

8 oz. burger topped with roasted red peppers, fresh mozzarella, drizzled with pesto.

$18.00

Chipotle Chicken Burger

Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwestern slaw. Healthier option.

$17.00

Build Your Own Burger

Choice of: beef patty, turkey, veggie. Add toppings for an extra charge.

$13.00

Cheeseburger

$15.00

The Burgundy Burger

8 oz. burger, bacon, and swiss cheese, Cajun dipped and topped with chips.

$18.00

V.I.P. Chopped Cheese Burger

Freshly chopped hamburger patty, sauted onions, American cheese, mayo, mustard & ketchup, topped with shredded lettuce, sliced tomato & thin sliced pickle chips, served on a pressed hero.

$21.00

Bavarian Burger

8 oz. burger topped with sauted onions & house-made German beer cheese.

$20.00

Burgers

Sandwiches

Filet McMuff Sandwich

Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onionsand melted Swiss cheese on an English muffin.

$22.00

American Chicken Sandwich

Breaded and fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel roll. On a hero for an additional charge.

$16.00

Sweet Chicky Sandwich

Grilled seasoned chicken, Swiss cheese, bacon, and crispy onions topped with honey Barbeque sauce on a pretzel roll.

$16.00

It's the Shit Sandwich

Pulled pork frazzled onions, coleslaw, and cheddar cheese served on a bishop roll.

$20.00

Sliced Steak Sandwich

Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero.

$22.00

Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast Sandwich

Choice of style.

$14.00

Turkey Club Sandwich

Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon and chipotle mayo on a brioche bun.

$17.00

Groovin Reuben Sandwich

Corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and Russian dressing on toasted rye.

$19.00

Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich

Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions and peppers, melted American and nacho cheeses on a hero.

$20.00

Moe Sandwich

Hot roast beef and melted mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero.

$19.00

Larry Po' Boy Sandwich

Grilled Cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado and chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero.

$19.00

Curly Sandwich

Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo and frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero. Add Buffalo sauce for an additional charge.

$17.00

Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich

Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted Parmesan shavings and coleslaw on a hero.

$19.00

Spicy Sarno Sandwich

Grilled chicken, tossed in Buffalo sauce, melted mozzarella cheese and banana peppers.

$19.00

V.I.P. Chopped Cheese Sandwich

Freshly chopped hamburger patty, sauteed onions, American cheese, mayo, mustard and ketchup, topped with shredded lettuce, sliced tomato and thin sliced pickle chips, served on a pressed hero.

$20.00

El Diablo Wrap

Choice of wrap. Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions and chipotle sauce. Spicy.

$17.00

Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap

Choice of wrap. Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon and provolone cheese with ranch dressing.

$17.00

Grilled Chicken Panini

Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella, and pesto. Healthier option.

$17.00

Roasted Veggie Panini

Roasted eggplant, red and green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato, and fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze. Vegetarian. Healthier option.

$17.00

Tuscan Panini

Grilled chicken, roasted red peppers, fresh arugula, provolone cheese, balsamic glaze.

$17.00

Ahi Tuna Wrap

Choice of wrap. Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle. Healthier option.

$20.00

Cajun Shrimp Wrap

Choice of wrap. Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo and chipotle mayo. Healthier option.

$18.00

Buffalo Soldier Wrap

Choice of wrap. Fried Buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato, and blue cheese dressing.

$17.00

Healthy Italian Wrap

Choice of wrap. Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto, and fresh mozzarella. Healthier option.

$16.00

Marinated Prime Panini

Marinated sliced prime rib, sauted onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo.

$21.00

Wraps and Paninis

Tacos

Pulled Pork Taco

Topped with cheddar cheese and southwest slaw.

$17.00

Ahi Tuna Taco

Topped with cabbage, radishes, and cilantro, drizzled with wasabi mayo. Healthier option.

$21.00

Bang Bang Shrimp Taco

Crispy fried shrimp, tossed in firecracker sauce topped with green onions and pico de gallo. Healthier option.

$18.00

Beef'd Up Tacos

Seasoned ground beef, shredded lettuce, cheddar jack cheese, pico de gallo and cilantro lime vinaigrette.

$19.00

Chipotle Shrimp Taco

Topped with cabbage and mango salsa.

$19.00

Shepherds Pie

Mixture of ground beef, peas, carrots and onions, topped with mashed potatoes. Served in a steaming hot casserole dish.

$18.00

Jazzy Jambalaya

Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage, and shrimp over a bed of rice. Gluten-free.

$20.00

Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet

Coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs and deep fried, served with choice of side.

$20.00

Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet Parmesan Style

Coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs and deep fried, topped with house-made marinara and melted mozzarella cheese. Served with choice of pasta.

$23.00

V.I.P. Pasta

Penne ala vodka with grilled chicken, melted mozzarella and garlic bread.

$22.00

Idiot Francese

Chicken cutlets sauted in housemade francese sauce served over pasta.

$22.00

Mom's Meatloaf

Served with mashed potatoes & gravy.

$23.00

V.I.P Ribs

Served with mac 'n cheese and cole slaw.

$22.00

Chimichurri Sliced Steak

Served with yellow rice, avocado and banana peppers.

$26.00

Eggplant Parmigiana

Served over penne pasta.

$22.00

Mac Daddy and Cheese

Choice of style.

$15.00

Dreamy Tortellini

Tortellini, tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach, and grape tomatoes, in a creamy Alfredo sauce.

$22.00

Signature Dishes

Sides

Rice

$4.00

Coleslaw

$4.00

Sauteed Veggies

$6.00

Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy

$2.00

Mac 'n Cheese

$7.00

Loaded Tater Tots

$9.00

Onion Rings

$6.00

House Made Potato Chips

$4.00

Irish Egg Rolls

crispy egg rolls stuffed with corned beef, cabbage, potatoes & swiss cheese, served with mustard

$17.00

Oh My Cod

Icelandic filet of cod, ale battered & golden fried, served with house made potato chips & tartar sauce

$21.00

Pot O' Gold Platter

traditional corned beef, served with steamed cabbage, baby carrots & roasted red potatoes with a side of Kilkenny sauce

$19.00

Corned Beef Sandwich

thin sliced corned beef & mustard, served on toasted rye bread with a side of fries

$18.00

Specials

All Day Toppings

Avocado

$2.50

Wing Sauce

$0.75

Frazzled Onions

$1.25

Pulled Pork

$3.00

Sauteed Mushrooms

$1.25

Bacon

$1.25

Cheese

$0.75

Cole Slaw

$1.00

Pickle

$0.50

Fried Jalapenos

$1.25

Sauteed Onions

$1.25

Marinade

$1.50

Fried Egg

$1.50

Tomato

$0.50

Lettuce

$0.50

Onion

$0.50

Fried Oreos

Served with vanilla ice cream.

$8.00

Fried Twinkies

Served with vanilla ice cream.

$8.00

Tiramisu

A light coffee flavored cake.

$7.50

Traditional Banana Fosters

Vanilla ice cream topped with candied pecans, caramel and flambeed bananas.

$8.00

Spumoni Truffle

Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and pistachio ice creams with a cherry and almond center, enrobed in dark chocolate.

$7.50

Gluten-Free Chocolate Cake

$7.50

Manhattan Truffle

Vanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, surrounded by dark chocolate.

$7.50

White Chocolate Truffle

White chocolate ice cream with a raspberry sorbet center and covered in white chocolate.

$7.50

Vanilla Ice Cream 2 Scoops

$3.00

Vanilla Ice Cream

1 scoop.

$1.50

All Day Desserts

Breakfast Sandwiches

Von Kaiser Sandwich

Two eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon or sausage on a kaiser roll.

$10.00

Sunrise Burger

An 8 oz. burger, cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.

$16.00

Eggy "Mcmuff" Sandwich

One egg and choice of ham, bacon or sausage on an English muffin.

$8.00

Cali Style BLT Sandwich

Sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado, served on a kaiser roll. With choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries.

$15.00

Waffle Sandwich

Ham, Swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, and maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a housemade Belgian waffle, with choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.

$14.00

Caprese Panini

Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.

$15.00

Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

Choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries.

$13.00

Classic BLT Sandwich

Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on choice of toast with home fries or crinkle-cut fries.

$13.00

Greek Salad Wrap

Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese, served with greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle-cut fries.

$14.00

Wings

$15.00

Breakfast Wings

Breakfast Omelettes

Eater's Choice Omelette

$14.00

Western Omelette

Ham, peppers, onions and cheddar cheese.

$13.00

Skinny Chicky Omelette

3 egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado and choice of cheese.

$16.00

Greek Omelette

Spinach, feta cheese and onions.

$13.00

Mama's Meat Omelette

Ham, bacon and sausage.

$15.00

Veggie Overload Omelette

Peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms and tomato.

$14.00

The Mcfee

Served with corned beef hash.

$15.00

The Pincher

Served with crab cakes.

$17.00

The Original

Served with Canadian bacon.

$13.00

Veggie Benny

Grilled tomato, avocado and spinach.

$16.00

Breakfast The Benedicts

Breakfast Batter Up

Breakfast Churro Bites

Cinnamon swirl bread, dipped in cinnamon vanilla egg wash, coated with cinnamon sugar, toasted and served with honey maple dipping sauce.

$12.00

Bread Pudding French Toast

Our fluffy French toast, dipped in a vanilla bread pudding egg wash, topped with fresh mixed berries.

$14.00

French Toast

Coated with vanilla, cinnamon egg wash.

$11.00

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Come with butter and syrup.

$11.00

Chicken and Waffles

Our fluffy belgian waffle topped with crispy buttermilk chicken tenders.

$14.00

Belgian Waffle

Come with butter and syrup.

$11.00

Banana Pecan Pancakes

Come with butter and syrup.

$12.00

Pancakes

Plain with butter and syrup.

$10.00

Build Your Own Platter

Two eggs, home fries, toast.

$13.00

Idiot Platter

3 eggs, 2 pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries and toast.

$17.00

Under the Sea Sizzler

A two-egg scrambler with potatoes, fresh lobster, and crab meat, Cajun shrimp, and a choice of cheese served with toast.

$18.00

Breakfast in Bread

A bread bowl filled with 3 scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion and melted cheddar cheese.

$15.00

Southern Biscuits

Served with home fries and sausage gravy.

$11.00

Steak and Eggs

Cooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast.

$18.00

Avocado Toast

Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with olive oil and sprinkled with black pepper, served with home fries.

$16.00

My Cousin Vinny

Two fried eggs, bacon and grits.

$12.00

Breakfast Platters

Breakfast Fiesta Favorites

South of the Border

3 eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeno, black beans, tomato and cheddar jack cheese served in a burrito.

$14.00

Breakfast Quesadilla

3 eggs scrambled sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon or sausage, and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise.

$15.00

Jester Tacos

3 soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos and grilled corn. Served with home fries.

$16.00

Mexi-Omelet

Avocado, tomato, jalapeno and pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa, served with home fries and toast.

$15.00

Huevos Rancheros

Two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, 2 eggs and housemade salsa.

$15.00

Kids French Toast Sticks

$7.00

Kids Silver Dollar Pancakes

$7.00

Kids Scrambled Eggs

With your choice of bacon or sausage.

$7.00

Kids Oatmeal

Maple brown sugar or cinnamon apple.

$7.00

Kidiot Breakfast

Breakfast Sides

Housemade Sausage Patties

$4.00

Corned Beef Hash

$5.00

Corn Muffin

$2.50

Sausage Links

$3.00

Small Seasonal Fruit Plate

$6.00

Grits

$4.00

English Muffin

$2.00

Ham

$3.00

Sauteed Spinach

$4.00

Juice

$4.00

Coffee

$3.00

Chocolate Milk

$4.00

Hot Chocolate

$3.00

Tea

$3.00

Milk

$4.00

Breakfast Beverages

Late Night Appetizers

Lobster Wontons

Fresh lobster and cream cheese filled wontons, lightly fried, served with asian dipping sauce.

$16.00

Crab Cakes

House made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade.

$14.00

The Bruschetta Flatbread

Topped with house made bruschetta and melted mozzarella cheese.

$12.00

Late Night Flatbreads

Late Night Desserts

Spumoni

Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and pistachio ice creams with a cherry and almond center, covered in dark chocolate.

$8.00

Manhattan

Vanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, covered in dark chocolate.

$8.00