The Village Idiot Pub Menu (Update 2025)
Welcome to The Village Idiot Pub, where American sports bar flair meets a vibrant atmosphere in Patchogue, NY. Here, diners can expect a menu packed with hearty favorites and enticing vegetarian options.
- Appetizers: Kick off your meal with the Bodacious Tot-Tots or dive into the Stoopid Sampler—a delicious assortment of wings, chicken tacos, and more.
- Soups: Their Lobster Bisque and Loaded Potato Soup are popular choices, offering creamy comfort.
- Salads: For the health-conscious, the G.O.A.T. Salad with goat cheese and grilled chicken, or the Southwest Salad, deliver fresh, vibrant flavors.
With options for every palate and a lively ambiance enhanced by live music, The Village Idiot Pub is an inviting destination for gatherings, late-night bites, or a fun dinner with family and friends.
Appetizers
Mini Chicken Tacos
Served with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with cheddar jack cheese.
Chicken Fingers
Served with honey mustard. Add Buffalo sauce for an additional charge.
Bodacious Tot-Tots
Tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon, and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing. Served with a side of sour cream.
Nachos Locos
Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa and chili. Add chicken or pulled pork for an additional charge.
Stoopid Sampler
Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces.
Cajun Seared Tuna
Raw. Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle. Healthier option.
Onion Ring Tower
Served with chipotle mayo.
Mozzarella Sticks
Parmesan dusted with a side of house-made marinara.
Fried Pickle Chips
Tempura battered pickle chips served with honey mustard or ranch.
Quesadilla
Bacon, cheddar, and Monterey Jack in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream. In a gluten free wrap.
Veggie Quesadilla
Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini, and melted cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten-free tortilla with sour cream and pico de gallo. Gluten-free. Vegetarian. Healthier option.
Buffalo Chicken Dip
Shredded chicken, blend of cheeses, and Buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots, and tortilla chips.
Sit-N-Spinach Dip
Oversized bread bowl, filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach, and cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips.
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
Served with mustard. Add nacho cheese for an additional charge.
Irish Balls
Corned beef, Swiss cheese and sauerkraut, rolled into balls, breaded and fried, served with spicy mustard.
Marinated Steak Tidbits
Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostini's. Gluten-free.
Mac-N-Cheese Wedges
3 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded and deep-fried, served with ranch dressing.
Calamari
Deep fried & tossed in our dry rub seasoning, served with chipotle mayo.
Mrs. Carone's VIP Meatballs
3 pork and ground beef meatballs, deep fried and served with marinara sauce.
Loaded Potato Soup
French Onion Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Lobster Bisque Soup
V.I.P. Chili Soup
Served with chips.
Soups
Salads
Garden Salad
Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red and green peppers, cucumber and red onion. Gluten-free.
Cobb Salad
Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles and apple slices.
Caesar Salad
Romaine lettuce, creamy Caesar dressing, croutons and Parmesan. Gluten-free - without croutons.
The G.O.A.T. Salad
Greatest of all time. Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes and pecans topped with grilled chicken. substitute steak or shrimp for an additional charge. Gluten-free.
Bistro Salad
Mesclun greens, grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, roasted red peppers drizzled with a balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken. Substitute steak or shrimp for an additional charge. Gluten-free.
Southwest Salad
Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken. Substitute steak or shrimp for an additional charge.
TNT Salad
Fried calamari and sliced seared tuna tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger and sesame seeds in our Thai sauce, tuna is cooked rare, please select rare for temperature unless longer cook time is preferred.
Crinkle Cut Fries
Tater Tots
Cajun Fries
Sweet Potato Fries
Waffle Fries
Loaded Tots
Disco Fries
Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese and served with a side of gravy.
Sweet Jesus Fries
Sweet potato fries drizzled with house-made cinnamon sauce. Topped with glazed pecans.
Blue Cheese Dream
Blue cheese dressing and red onion, drizzled with balsamic glaze.
Freaking Fries
Our Famous Wings
Jumbo Wings
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots and celery. Add 2 oz. blue cheese, carrots and celery for an additional charge.
Boneless Idiot Bits
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured and fried or grilled.
3 Stooges Sliders
Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and Thousand Island dressing on mini pretzel rolls.
BBQ Chicken Sliders
Shredded BBQ chicken, topped with thin sliced pickle chips on mini martin potato rolls.
Lobster Roll Sliders
House-made lobster salad on toasted mini martin potato rolls.
V.I.P. Sliders
Filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula and horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls.
Meatloaf Sliders
House-made meatloaf, topped with frazzled onions on mini martin potato rolls with gravy.
Stoopid Sliders
Flatbreads
Classic Margherita Flatbread
House-made marinara, fresh mozzarella, basil, sprinkled with oregano, parmesan and EVOO.
The Buffalo Flatbread
Topped with our trademark Buffalo chicken and mozzarella, drizzled with ranch dressing.
Chipotle BBQ Flatbread
Topped with breaded chipotle BBQ chicken, mozzarella and cheddar cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing.
Alla Vodka Flatbread
House-made vodka sauce, breaded chicken and fresh mozzarella, topped with cherry peppers and Parmesan.
The Greek Flatbread
Topped with Greek salad.
The Prosciutto Flatbread
Topped with arugula, crumbled goat cheese, sliced apples, prosciutto & walnuts, and drizzled with balsamic glaze.
The Ace Burger
8 oz. burger stacked with 5 strips of bacon with choice of cheese.
The Meathead Burger
10 oz. burger stuffed with bacon, mushroom, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll.
Texas Burger
8 oz. burger topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese, and BBQ sauce.
V.I.P. Trademark Marinated Burger
8 oz. burger covered in our signature marinade.
Da Bomb Burger
8 oz. burger topped with roasted red peppers, fresh mozzarella, drizzled with pesto.
Chipotle Chicken Burger
Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwestern slaw. Healthier option.
Build Your Own Burger
Choice of: beef patty, turkey, veggie. Add toppings for an extra charge.
Cheeseburger
The Burgundy Burger
8 oz. burger, bacon, and swiss cheese, Cajun dipped and topped with chips.
V.I.P. Chopped Cheese Burger
Freshly chopped hamburger patty, sauted onions, American cheese, mayo, mustard & ketchup, topped with shredded lettuce, sliced tomato & thin sliced pickle chips, served on a pressed hero.
Bavarian Burger
8 oz. burger topped with sauted onions & house-made German beer cheese.
Burgers
Sandwiches
Filet McMuff Sandwich
Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onionsand melted Swiss cheese on an English muffin.
American Chicken Sandwich
Breaded and fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel roll. On a hero for an additional charge.
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
Grilled seasoned chicken, Swiss cheese, bacon, and crispy onions topped with honey Barbeque sauce on a pretzel roll.
It's the Shit Sandwich
Pulled pork frazzled onions, coleslaw, and cheddar cheese served on a bishop roll.
Sliced Steak Sandwich
Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero.
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast Sandwich
Choice of style.
Turkey Club Sandwich
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon and chipotle mayo on a brioche bun.
Groovin Reuben Sandwich
Corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and Russian dressing on toasted rye.
Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich
Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions and peppers, melted American and nacho cheeses on a hero.
Moe Sandwich
Hot roast beef and melted mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero.
Larry Po' Boy Sandwich
Grilled Cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado and chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero.
Curly Sandwich
Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo and frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero. Add Buffalo sauce for an additional charge.
Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted Parmesan shavings and coleslaw on a hero.
Spicy Sarno Sandwich
Grilled chicken, tossed in Buffalo sauce, melted mozzarella cheese and banana peppers.
V.I.P. Chopped Cheese Sandwich
Freshly chopped hamburger patty, sauteed onions, American cheese, mayo, mustard and ketchup, topped with shredded lettuce, sliced tomato and thin sliced pickle chips, served on a pressed hero.
El Diablo Wrap
Choice of wrap. Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions and chipotle sauce. Spicy.
Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
Choice of wrap. Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon and provolone cheese with ranch dressing.
Grilled Chicken Panini
Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella, and pesto. Healthier option.
Roasted Veggie Panini
Roasted eggplant, red and green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato, and fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze. Vegetarian. Healthier option.
Tuscan Panini
Grilled chicken, roasted red peppers, fresh arugula, provolone cheese, balsamic glaze.
Ahi Tuna Wrap
Choice of wrap. Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle. Healthier option.
Cajun Shrimp Wrap
Choice of wrap. Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo and chipotle mayo. Healthier option.
Buffalo Soldier Wrap
Choice of wrap. Fried Buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato, and blue cheese dressing.
Healthy Italian Wrap
Choice of wrap. Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto, and fresh mozzarella. Healthier option.
Marinated Prime Panini
Marinated sliced prime rib, sauted onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo.
Wraps and Paninis
Tacos
Pulled Pork Taco
Topped with cheddar cheese and southwest slaw.
Ahi Tuna Taco
Topped with cabbage, radishes, and cilantro, drizzled with wasabi mayo. Healthier option.
Bang Bang Shrimp Taco
Crispy fried shrimp, tossed in firecracker sauce topped with green onions and pico de gallo. Healthier option.
Beef'd Up Tacos
Seasoned ground beef, shredded lettuce, cheddar jack cheese, pico de gallo and cilantro lime vinaigrette.
Chipotle Shrimp Taco
Topped with cabbage and mango salsa.
Shepherds Pie
Mixture of ground beef, peas, carrots and onions, topped with mashed potatoes. Served in a steaming hot casserole dish.
Jazzy Jambalaya
Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage, and shrimp over a bed of rice. Gluten-free.
Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
Coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs and deep fried, served with choice of side.
Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet Parmesan Style
Coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs and deep fried, topped with house-made marinara and melted mozzarella cheese. Served with choice of pasta.
V.I.P. Pasta
Penne ala vodka with grilled chicken, melted mozzarella and garlic bread.
Idiot Francese
Chicken cutlets sauted in housemade francese sauce served over pasta.
Mom's Meatloaf
Served with mashed potatoes & gravy.
V.I.P Ribs
Served with mac 'n cheese and cole slaw.
Chimichurri Sliced Steak
Served with yellow rice, avocado and banana peppers.
Eggplant Parmigiana
Served over penne pasta.
Mac Daddy and Cheese
Choice of style.
Dreamy Tortellini
Tortellini, tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach, and grape tomatoes, in a creamy Alfredo sauce.
Signature Dishes
Sides
Rice
Coleslaw
Sauteed Veggies
Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy
Mac 'n Cheese
Loaded Tater Tots
Onion Rings
House Made Potato Chips
Irish Egg Rolls
crispy egg rolls stuffed with corned beef, cabbage, potatoes & swiss cheese, served with mustard
Oh My Cod
Icelandic filet of cod, ale battered & golden fried, served with house made potato chips & tartar sauce
Pot O' Gold Platter
traditional corned beef, served with steamed cabbage, baby carrots & roasted red potatoes with a side of Kilkenny sauce
Corned Beef Sandwich
thin sliced corned beef & mustard, served on toasted rye bread with a side of fries
Specials
All Day Toppings
Avocado
Wing Sauce
Frazzled Onions
Pulled Pork
Sauteed Mushrooms
Bacon
Cheese
Cole Slaw
Pickle
Fried Jalapenos
Sauteed Onions
Marinade
Fried Egg
Tomato
Lettuce
Onion
Fried Oreos
Served with vanilla ice cream.
Fried Twinkies
Served with vanilla ice cream.
Tiramisu
A light coffee flavored cake.
Traditional Banana Fosters
Vanilla ice cream topped with candied pecans, caramel and flambeed bananas.
Spumoni Truffle
Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and pistachio ice creams with a cherry and almond center, enrobed in dark chocolate.
Gluten-Free Chocolate Cake
Manhattan Truffle
Vanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, surrounded by dark chocolate.
White Chocolate Truffle
White chocolate ice cream with a raspberry sorbet center and covered in white chocolate.
Vanilla Ice Cream 2 Scoops
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 scoop.
All Day Desserts
Breakfast Sandwiches
Von Kaiser Sandwich
Two eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon or sausage on a kaiser roll.
Sunrise Burger
An 8 oz. burger, cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
Eggy "Mcmuff" Sandwich
One egg and choice of ham, bacon or sausage on an English muffin.
Cali Style BLT Sandwich
Sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado, served on a kaiser roll. With choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries.
Waffle Sandwich
Ham, Swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, and maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a housemade Belgian waffle, with choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
Caprese Panini
Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
Choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries.
Classic BLT Sandwich
Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on choice of toast with home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
Greek Salad Wrap
Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese, served with greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
Wings
Breakfast Wings
Breakfast Omelettes
Eater's Choice Omelette
Western Omelette
Ham, peppers, onions and cheddar cheese.
Skinny Chicky Omelette
3 egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado and choice of cheese.
Greek Omelette
Spinach, feta cheese and onions.
Mama's Meat Omelette
Ham, bacon and sausage.
Veggie Overload Omelette
Peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms and tomato.
The Mcfee
Served with corned beef hash.
The Pincher
Served with crab cakes.
The Original
Served with Canadian bacon.
Veggie Benny
Grilled tomato, avocado and spinach.
Breakfast The Benedicts
Breakfast Batter Up
Breakfast Churro Bites
Cinnamon swirl bread, dipped in cinnamon vanilla egg wash, coated with cinnamon sugar, toasted and served with honey maple dipping sauce.
Bread Pudding French Toast
Our fluffy French toast, dipped in a vanilla bread pudding egg wash, topped with fresh mixed berries.
French Toast
Coated with vanilla, cinnamon egg wash.
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
Come with butter and syrup.
Chicken and Waffles
Our fluffy belgian waffle topped with crispy buttermilk chicken tenders.
Belgian Waffle
Come with butter and syrup.
Banana Pecan Pancakes
Come with butter and syrup.
Pancakes
Plain with butter and syrup.
Build Your Own Platter
Two eggs, home fries, toast.
Idiot Platter
3 eggs, 2 pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries and toast.
Under the Sea Sizzler
A two-egg scrambler with potatoes, fresh lobster, and crab meat, Cajun shrimp, and a choice of cheese served with toast.
Breakfast in Bread
A bread bowl filled with 3 scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion and melted cheddar cheese.
Southern Biscuits
Served with home fries and sausage gravy.
Steak and Eggs
Cooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast.
Avocado Toast
Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with olive oil and sprinkled with black pepper, served with home fries.
My Cousin Vinny
Two fried eggs, bacon and grits.
Breakfast Platters
Breakfast Fiesta Favorites
South of the Border
3 eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeno, black beans, tomato and cheddar jack cheese served in a burrito.
Breakfast Quesadilla
3 eggs scrambled sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon or sausage, and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise.
Jester Tacos
3 soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos and grilled corn. Served with home fries.
Mexi-Omelet
Avocado, tomato, jalapeno and pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa, served with home fries and toast.
Huevos Rancheros
Two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, 2 eggs and housemade salsa.
Kids French Toast Sticks
Kids Silver Dollar Pancakes
Kids Scrambled Eggs
With your choice of bacon or sausage.
Kids Oatmeal
Maple brown sugar or cinnamon apple.
Kidiot Breakfast
Breakfast Sides
Housemade Sausage Patties
Corned Beef Hash
Corn Muffin
Sausage Links
Small Seasonal Fruit Plate
Grits
English Muffin
Ham
Sauteed Spinach
Juice
Coffee
Chocolate Milk
Hot Chocolate
Tea
Milk
Breakfast Beverages
Late Night Appetizers
Lobster Wontons
Fresh lobster and cream cheese filled wontons, lightly fried, served with asian dipping sauce.
Crab Cakes
House made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade.
The Bruschetta Flatbread
Topped with house made bruschetta and melted mozzarella cheese.
Late Night Flatbreads
Late Night Desserts
Spumoni
Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and pistachio ice creams with a cherry and almond center, covered in dark chocolate.
Manhattan
Vanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, covered in dark chocolate.